An onion computer is a work laptop that you’ve had for years and can’t bear to replace yet :-). Just looking at it makes you want to cry, like an onion.
Every large or small company has its IT priest or person responsible for technology. Normally the guy works until the next generation comes along and flees from innovation like the devil from holy water… nothing should ever change. The same guys who condemned your company to use Windows 2000 because XP is no good, Vista is heresy!