Posts for: #Jokes

XML-Man

Of all the superheroes living on Java Island, the most dangerous is XML-Man.

XML-Man resolves everything with the SGML heiress, HTML’s cousin. Everything, everything. If it were possible, he would write Java programs in XML too. The power of XML-Man is to create configuration and management tools that you wouldn’t need if you didn’t have to write everything in XML.

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XML-Man

Of all the superheroes living on Java Island, the most dangerous is XML-Man.

XML-Man resolves everything with the SGML heiress, HTML’s cousin. Everything, everything. If it were possible, he would write Java programs in XML too. The power of XML-Man is to create configuration and management tools that you wouldn’t need if you didn’t have to write everything in XML.

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COOnan

With nothing much to do, I created a new character in the programming barbarian universe: COOnan. COOnan is a barbarian who lives in Java… in Indonesia.

As every barbarian, few tools are all he needs. So OO (Object-Oriented) does everything and there’s no other thing on the horizon. Like an unshakeable faith, nothing escapes OO, except for heretical creations with more amusing names than the name of the island where he lives.

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COOnan

With nothing much to do, I created a new character in the programming barbarian universe: COOnan. COOnan is a barbarian who lives in Java… in Indonesia.

As every barbarian, few tools are all he needs. So OO (Object-Oriented) does everything and there’s no other thing on the horizon. Like an unshakeable faith, nothing escapes OO, except for heretical creations with more amusing names than the name of the island where he lives.

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